Residents were shocked today to find out about a very unique kind of strip club opening in their neighborhood. The new club, which will be known as Baby Bumpers, is like any other strip club with one exception –all dancers are required to be at least 6 months pregnant.
“Truth is, all you see in the clubs around here just a bunch of girls all sucked up lookin’ like Skeletor. Personally, I like fat bottoms and healthy girls with a little meat on them. One night I was laying in bed watching some pregnant belly dancers on the TV, and the idea just hit me… Why not make a pregnant girl strip joint?” – uhh because I look at naked ladies for reasons other than knowing how many centimeters the cervix has dilated