If you've ever been driving down Broadway on a cold, rainy day and looked up at majestic Sharp's ridge, only to see a funny looking man sunbathing in the nude, chances are it was Scooter. Highly unpredictable, infinitely random, and most likely insane, Scooter takes the mic every weekend to fill your ears with rock, and your mind with his delusions.
Fister is a 10 foot tall barrel chested beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi. Join Fister weeknights on The X for choice tunes, sick humor, Dutch pornography and discount medication. Your nights will never be the same. “When I got out of school I thought I was going to be a writer. I didn’t plan on getting into radio but Hustler magazine said my articles were too filthy. So Now I work at The X”
Hobbies: Eating song intros and melting faces.
Career Highlight: Won a lifetime achievement award… twice.
Last Job: Installing pee cams in sorority houses.
Factoid: Fister made a mistake in 1987, just to see what it felt like.