WHY THE WORLD CUP WILL BE MISSED...

Forget the game of soccer or futbol, whatever the hell you want to call it. The real reason it will be missed over the next four years is the women that came along with the World Cup. From lingerie models streaking through their hometown streets to sexy sideline reporters. No other sport can pull women like soccer!

So before you dog the sport for its 90 minutes of athletic foreplay, enjoy the surroundings and start working on your foot work. Maybe you'll be able to pull a Betty like this.

Spain's goalie girlfriend - Reporter Sara Carbonero: