1) DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO SOMEONE WHO CAN'T SEE YOU. <?xml:namespace prefix = o />
Patrick Dempsey's body double....they can't see me right?
2) WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSEPAD?
3) FAVORITE BOARDGAME?
Do people still play boardgames? I think my favorite would have to be, Beat up the Jackass that Just Suggested We Play A Boardgame. It's a classic
4) FAVORITE MAGAZINE?
Draft. It's a magazine dedicated to beer. I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a connoisseur.
5) FAVORITE SMELL?
Cucumber Melon body spray. Ladies be careful with that stuff. Seriously. I can smell it for miles.
6) LEAST FAVORITE SMELL?
Vomit, can't handle it. I just add to the mess.
7) FAVORITE SOUND?
Bacon frying. It's the sound angels make when they are clapping.
8) WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
Why am I naked, and who's dog is this?
9) WHAT CONFUSES YOU THE MOST ABOUT THE OPPISITE SEX?
Not going there. Not enough time in existence.
10) EVER FEEL INVISIBLE?
Sometimes I like to pretend I'm invisible. That game is always ruined when I get chased out of the ladies room. (I should clarify that is a joke.)
11) HOW MANY RINGS TO ANSWER THE TELEPHONE?
When I get good and damn ready. Don't pressure me fool!
12) FUTURE CHILD'S NAME?
Child? When were you gonna tell me! God, how am I gonna tell my parents!?
13) WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
Entertaining the masses. I'm happy and it pisses me of when other people aren't. I'm on a mission from God.
14) FAVORITE FOOD?
15) CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
16) DO YOU DRIVE FAST?
When the police are chasing me...
17) WHAT ANNOYS YOU THE MOST ABOUT PEOPLE?
Liars. Unacceptable. No funny joke here. I hate liars.
18) STORMS: COOL OR SCARY?
Scary. Strangely it's the thunder that bothers me. I love watching lightning and listening to rain, but the big loud noises scare poor Mitch.
19) WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
1971 Ford pick-up. It was AWESOME!
20) IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?
I want to meet Rosie O'Donnel and punch her in her fat eye.
21) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Beer (refer to question #4)
22) WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
23) DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
24) WHAT WOULD BE YOUR FAVORITE JOB IN THE WORLD?
The one that led you to read a dumb survey about me.
25) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR?
I Don't discrimihate.
26) WHAT ITEM MUST YOU HAVE WITH YOU ALL THE TIME?
My phone. I would go crazy without it.
27) IS YOUR GLASS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY?
It's completely empty right now. Drinking on the job is not looked upon with favor.
28) WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES?
Fight Club - Stranger than Fiction - Mallrats - ETC......
29) WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED?
30) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?
31) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?
32) WHO IS YOUR CURRENT FAVORITE BAND OR RECORDING ARTIST?
33) ARE YOU RELIGIOUS?
34) DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT DAY.
Warm spring day sitting on a porch with my guitar, friends, and beer. Just relaxing. A body of water would be pretty awesome too.
35) LEAVE US WITH A GOOD QUOTE OR LYRIC.
"The grass is always greener where the dogs are sh*tting" -Chris Cornell