THANK YOU COMEDY GODS FOR EAST TENN.

For many of you it's impossible to grasp how many hours we put into writing the show, but sometimes our job is just too damn easy! Take for instance the the man in Clinton who decided to have a few and go for a joyride on his lawn mower. Police arrested the man. It's his fifth DUI.

The upside to all this is he'll have plenty of head shots for when he gets all Hollywood and does the TV thing.