Hello, it is Oz. Here it is another Monday. I am looking forward to poker tonight over at the Brewery. As you may or may not know, several weeks back I came in first place on their weekly Monday night game. Somehow, I got the points lead for the month and out lasted about 100 other people. And then last week I learned that poker isn’t the kind of game that you can just sit back and play defense or in my case fold away every hand just because you want to retain your point lead. In fact, playing defense in poker is actually about the stupidest thing you can do because you just get blinded out. Then there comes a point where you’re all in whether you want to be or not. That what happened last week, I will not be making that mistake again tonight. I just hope I am still near the top of the list; I’d like to win the whole thing just for bragging rights and what not. But first, I have to get to the gym and workout.
You see I have decided that I have been a fat ass long enough. I use to be in great shape and I was actually a bodybuilder at one point. You probably can’t tell it now unless you’ve seen what happens to a bodybuilder who quits working out, so you actually sort of know cause they look like me. You know a guy who looks like he could single handily pull a semi behind him but would rather just sit on the couch and stuff his face. That’s me. So I figure if it’s time to stop being a lard ass and get back to my glory days of looking like the guy that even the local club bouncers would be afraid to confront without backup. So when you hear me talking about doing things like Body Flow, Yoga and Zumba. Just know that I am on a mission and it doesn’t matter how I get there as long as I get there.